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That's enough now!

Daddy, why are you holding my head?

I'm patient! 
Don't like this anymore... It is tickling everywhere!

I'm a real man! Can you believe I'm only nine months old! Look at my hair !!!
What are you doing there Mister? I said not too short buddy!
Okay, what is going on?  I'm not too sure about this...What is that white thing around my neck?!
So apparently, I am here because my parents think my hair needs a trim...My mom wants me to have a professional cut...